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Gwyneth Is A Mother
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Okay, Gwyneth, we get it. You’re a mother. You can stop now. The lanky star was at Monday's 'Iron Man' screening hosted by The Cinema Society and Michael Kors in New York City.
Gwyneth has been all over the papers dropping little allusions to being a mom. She’s like one of those girls in high school with a boyfriend for the first time. She just can’t help wrenching it into conversation at any opportunity.
Here are some of the things she’s recently told the media:
“I think the thing that drives most working mothers crazy is this idea that they can’t do everything: ‘I don’t know what to wear. I don’t know what to cook. I can’t work and do this and that and the other.’ But I find that as long as you’re not depressed, if you simplify everything, you can do anything.”
“When I had Apple, I just couldn’t bear the thought of leaving her. When I work, I leave the house before the kids are awake. And I come home and they’re asleep. So that’s why, ever since having them, I’ve never played a lead in a movie, but when Jon [Favreau] called me about Iron Man, I thought, This is the kind of cast I dream of working with, and I could go back to work and not work five days a week. It was the perfect, perfect, perfect job for me.”
”If you’re going to cook dinner, so that you and your husband can invest in each other, don’t make duck á l’orange. Learn six recipes that are simple, easy, that you can do when you put the kids to bed.”
Gee, she sounds so liberated. She’s cut back on her career, tries to do everything for the kids, and cooks dinner for her husband Chris Martin of Coldplay.
I have a better idea for mothers who feel overwhelmed: Get your husband off the couch and make him help.
Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t live in the real world. You can tell that by the fact that the idea of cooking duck á l’orange even entered her mind. Playing housewife is just another role. I’d be willing to bet there are two full-time nannies in her precious London flat who are right there to grab the kids when she gets bored or tired or needs to chant.
Here’s my favorite recipe after the kids are in bed:
1. Fill a highball glass with ice.
2. Pour in two fingers of vodka.
3. Fill almost to top with tonic water.
4. Pour in two more fingers of vodka.
5. Add wedge of lime and drink.
6. Repeat as needed.
If hubby wants one, he can make his own. After he's finished rubbing my feet.
