Beyonce isn’t irreplaceable. But the replacement value is way, way up there. Ms. Bootylicious wrangled a very generous prenup from new hubby Jay-Z.
According to reports, she gets $10 million for a house if the marriage breaks up after 2 years, and $1 million for each year after that, up to 15 years. Not only that, but he also owes her $5 million for every child she bears him.
That’s a pretty sweet deal. I’d bear him a child for half that, plus a furnished condo on the Sunset Strip. And we don’t even have to get married. With a setup like that, I’ll buy some pride later.
And doesn’t this make Beyonce sort of a hypocrite? Is this not the same woman who can afford to buy her mythical boyfriend a Jag? If I recall correctly, she asked for the keys back and set him out on the front lawn with his meager possessions in a box to the left. What happened to the Independent Woman?
I guess independence goes out the window when your husband has $300 million. Beyonce may be in love, but she ain’t crazy