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Keanu Reeves is now too old to like The Matrix; Ween wants you to catch a crappie; Katie Holmes gets protested, Jude Law pleads for peace, and someone uses Disaster Movie for a urinal.
Rated P: Disaster Movie is so bad, people are using the empty theaters as bathrooms.
[Defamer]
Jude Law is in Afghanistan to promote peace. If Al Qaeda retreat half as quickly as his hairline, then he can come run for president.
[MSNBC]
Point Hip Break: Keanu Reeves turned 44 today… Whoa!
[X17]
Deen Ween, of intrepid doofus-rock troupe Ween, is sponsoring a "Freshwater Shit Fishing Derby." No, this is not a turd measuring contest. Actually, wait, maybe it is.
[Ween]
Anti-Scientologist group will protest Katie Holmes' Broadway debut by silently sitting in the audience. We wished people would have silently did anything when we saw Batman Begins.
[The Sun]
