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Meet Your Tiny New Robot Overlords!
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Robo_Japan is a big robot convention in Yokohama Japan. According to their official webpage: [Japanese characters] Robo_Japan [Japanese characters].
They had a press preview this morning where they introduced us to the cute, helpful, ingenious robot buddies that will ultimately enslave us once they inevitably become sentient. Let's take a look!
The 17" climbing bot Evolta is so super cute now. But not when he climbs into your lower intestine and clicks on his whirring blades! Ahhhh!
Asimo waves! Don't get lulled in by his friendliness. He'd just as soon murder you and use your bone marrow to power his jet pack. Run!
These are Chroino and FT, two robots who have natural walks (FT is the girl and her walk is mad robo-sexy). They will walk all over your face as you scream in agony. We'd warn you, but there's nothing you can do.
Winner gets to eat a human. Loser also gets to eat a human.
