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Last night's People's Choice Awards was a cornucopia of self-congratulatory glee and self-defeating sartorial choices. Here's the best of the worst.
All of the People's various Choices were out last night! From the girls on that show we don't watch, to the guys in that band we don't listen to. So who didn't disappoint their adoring fans?
It's your New Year's diet of incredibly thin and buff celebrities. Today: Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Suzanne Somers, Dakota Fanning, Kathy Bates, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Stiller and Clint Eastwood.
Looks like Ferris is finally getting more than a Day Off. Looks like the Honeymoon In Vegas is over. Looks like, um, the Road To Splitsville. These two are probably done, lets take a look back...
With news hitting the street that porn honchos plan to request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry, other wholly undeserving industries will nudge their way into the soup line.
Look, we follow celebrity idiots, not tennis. So we don't know if Serbian ball-whacker Ana Ivanovic is famous or not. But just in case you're discovering her like we are, here's a quick gallery. We think we're in 30 Love.
The International Film Festival Awards in Palm Springs was a celebration of skinny stars parading in little black dresses. But who wore it best?
After a long holiday pause, the red carpets are a-rollin' once again as the Hollywood elite step out in the race up to awards season. Today: Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Simon Le Bon, Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Evangeline Lilly and John Malkovich.
They previewed the meals for the Golden Globes today... and now we're regretting turning down that offer to be extras in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Apparently, The only thing not affected by the recession is guys who make tiny scoops of peas.
Alfred Shaheen, Father of the Hawaiian Shirt, died a few weeks ago at the age of 86. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to take his signature design with him to HELL!!!
We don't think we've ever noticed before, but Kate Hudson has an amazing ass! She weighs about 90 pounds but still has enough donk for you, me and Dupree. We scoured our archive for the best Hudson heiny (our job is so hard!) and came up with this!
It looks like Al Franken has won his tightly fought bid for the Senate against Republican incumbent Norm Coleman. We're hoping that Franken has just been posing as an upstanding citizen during the race and will whip out his Smalley once he hits the floor.
We have tons of pictures from Tyrese's 30th(!) birthday bash. Including plenty of shots of this inscrutable cake. Maybe someone was a little 2 fast and 2 furious when constructing this thing.
The 90210 pixie-stick was out walking through the beach, trying to find a single ray of sunlight to tan her tiny body. All went well until she stood up and someone strung a volleyball net from her. Eh, who are we kidding, we'd still put the 9021 in her 0.
Jay Mohr, the comedian/actor best known for his role as a sleezy agent in Jerry Maguire, has made a precipitous slide into middle-age seemingly over night. These shots from a recent People's Choice Awards event show more Mohr than we'd like.
Nathan Stewart and his pundit pops were chilling at the Boston/Knicks game last night. Are we predicting a new paparazzi sensation? He's cute, precocious and despises conservative bias in the media. Take a look!
Australia has a shitload of fuzzy balls flying through the air this weekend! And it looks like every country has their own Anna Kournikova at which we can gawk and post creepy things about on the internet. Take a look and watch your backhand.
The World's Greatest Swimmer had to shear off his body hair for years, lest it hold him back from his pursuit of The World's Greatest Swimming. So now he's sprouting like a Chia pet. Check out these shots fresh from Miami.
Most days at Jamd Central, we sum up the day by showing you the collected red carpet pics of the day. A year full of these things could sink Florida into the sea. As we peace out 2008, here's a look at some of the very best red carpet soirees.