Just like the usual depressingly low number of Americans, McCain hit the polls today too! Swiftly canceling out Obama's vote. Oh man, this is a dead heat! But Obama has a secret weapon.
Happy anniversary, show we don't really watch. You gonna finish that cake?
We at Jamd Central stare at lots of red carpet pictures. In fact, that's how we get paid. So we're pretty jaded. But when we saw this darling picture of Chloe Sevigny laughing at the ACE Awards in New York yesterday, a small piece of our heart melted.
Yesterday's Melbourne Cup was probably about horses, but to us, it was really all about women showing up in wacky-ass hats. Plus, Snoop was there! In sunglasses!
Everyone's out at the polls today! Come see our first shots of people trying to erase the mistakes we made the last two times! Also, check out super-sexy candidate Barack Obama casting his vote in Chicago! Who do you think he voted for?
Voting yes on celebrity photo-exploitation since 2008! Today's referendum includes: Leonardo DiCaprio, Slash, Simon Cowell and many more.
Yeah, but you never married... The Riddler!
This just in... celebrities who think they matter enough to tell us who to vote for have been around for a long time. Check out this gallery of celebs pumping up elections of yore.
Or maybe he was just excited about leaving acting. See him goof up at the Che premiere inside.
Michael Phelps, American hero and cruel reminder of our own sloth and obesity, is letting loose with those lucrative celebrity endorsements. Here's his "performance drink" called PureSport... So what the hell is it?
You'll recall that last week we were a little confused when photos of Snoop purporting to be promoting a line of glasses in Australia showed up and, well, he wasn't wearing any...
Who was the first to notice that liquid tastes weird when it doesn't have booze in it?
As the race for the next American president winds down, let's pause to salute all the celebrities who sacrificed in order to do the self-congratualtory work necessary to show the world that their political opinion means more than that of the rest of us.
That is so perfect, that it just instills our faith in this job and humanity. Click through, it's totally worth it.
Trick or treat...smell our hat...give us lots of celebs to look at. Ok, that was lame. But this is totally not! It's stars like Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Playboy bunnies and a cast of hundreds smling for your pleasure.
These kids have got more ink in their passports than Kat Von D's got on her sleeves.
Publishing heiress Lydia Hearst Shaw had a big ol' pumpkin party last night! And sort of rubbed it in everyone's face that she (allegedly) didn't write her own Page 6 column in the New York Post.
Horror movie channel FearNET held a second anniversary party last night in New York and the couple that most frightens the bejesus out of the Bible Belt was on hand to celebrate.
The famous-for-something-or-other Kim Kardashian had a big Halloween ball in L.A.! It was hosted by PAMA Pomegranite Liquor, which we assume is a mix of antioxidants and toxins. Anyway,